seasaltinecrackers:

haha guess what i’ve been doing all day

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

pikachewbites:

Request by manzana

pikachewbites:

Request by manzana

He who jumps into the void owes no explanation to those who stand and watch.
Jean-Luc Godard. (via bloodytokyo)

veronox:

dotoriii:

triggafiasco:

:3

i did NOT EXPECT THSI

;_;

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(Source: unclefather)

djsckatzen:

strongholdleather:

Sick of being harassed on the street?
Need more cute options for threatening assholes who think “no” means “try harder?”
The mini claws in pink are the answer. Maintain your femininity as you disembowel catcallers while whispering in their ear I’m not your baby

stronghold leather is great and i want all of their products ever

djsckatzen:

strongholdleather:

Sick of being harassed on the street?

Need more cute options for threatening assholes who think “no” means “try harder?”

The mini claws in pink are the answer. Maintain your femininity as you disembowel catcallers while whispering in their ear I’m not your baby

stronghold leather is great and i want all of their products ever

(Source: asking-jude)

Ass according to sign

markeyacandy:

dollbun:

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

Well I am a Scorpio. How sad.

Oh my, I’m a Virgo

(Source: misszodiac)

thisgingerischronic:

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

mom jokes > dad jokes